Once upon a time there was a war in Vietnam. It =
started out=20
as a Hollywood musical, but it really was more like a Hollywood movie =
musical=20
called South Pacific starring Rossano Brazzi and Mitzi Gaynor, and =
co-starring a=20
cutesy "Ditez-moi" love song that was sung very innocently in the French =
language.* You see, it wasn't so great a love song, this "Ditez-moi" =
thing, if=20
you looked behind the cameras and got under the make-up while the little =
ditty=20
was being aired. That is, if you stepped away from the movie theater =
showing=20
this film in the mid-1950s and got into less reel time, it just =
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*oxymoronic, of course, French and Innocence